Monday, January 10, 2011

A Depressing Look Back - The Worst Flms of 2010


        In 2010, as with every year, there were some staggering duds.  This year, I saw films that should be banned in every possibly way from the public.  I saw a load of crap this year and a lot of it was simply bad (not even in the 'so bad, it's good' kind of way).  I warn you, watching any of these films could inflict severe blindness and massive upchucks galore.

You've been warned!

1) Skyline
2) Jonah Hex
3) The Last Airbender
4) Killers
5) Eat Pray Love
6) Burlesque
7) Valentine's Day
8) Nightmare On Elm Street
9) The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
10) Life as We Know It

Honorary Mentions:
The Tourist.  Also, there were a whole lot of movies that I didn't see, but I was told that they were pure, unadulteratd excrement.  These titles include: Sex and the City 2, The Bounty Hunter, Vampires Suck, Furry Vengeance, Gulliver's Travels and MacGruber, among many others).

It's 2011 and while I have not seen it, we already have a contender for dud of the year with Season of the Witch.  Ahhh! Make it STOP!

While all these films were bad, none were really redeeming in any way whatsoever and were not as funny in their badness as i had hoped.  Alas, if you dare, go ahead and watch these films, but prepare to lose some valuable hours of your life.

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